Reptilian In The Morning


Rise and shine, fellow destroyer of souls!

Enjoy this new lightly toasted morning brew from Last Podcast on the Left and Spring-Heel'd Jack - made from a perfect mix of fresh Kalaxian beanoids, each strand selected for maximum hairiness and length. A perfect formula to expand your pain sphincter, this golden blend gets you going for a full day of orgone harvesting - because we all need a pick-me-up first thing out the 'pod!

NOT for Pleiadian consumption

Current bean is a dry-process Ethiopian, expect big dried blueberry with light caramel notes. Great for espresso as well!

Only available in 12-oz bags (for now) to help simplify things for me - sorry!! I promise I'll get 32-oz bags for this soon though.

Bag art by Sam Heimer

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