Reptilian In The Morning
Regular price
$15.00
Rise and shine, fellow destroyer of souls!
Enjoy this new lightly toasted morning brew from Last Podcast on the Left and Spring-Heel'd Jack - made from a perfect mix of fresh Kalaxian beanoids, each strand selected for maximum hairiness and length. A perfect formula to expand your pain sphincter, this golden blend gets you going for a full day of orgone harvesting - because we all need a pick-me-up first thing out the 'pod!
NOT for Pleiadian consumption
Current bean is a dry-process Ethiopian, expect big dried blueberry with light caramel notes. Great for espresso as well!
Only available in 12-oz bags (for now) to help simplify things for me - sorry!! I promise I'll get 32-oz bags for this soon though.
Bag art by Sam Heimer